Louise zegt
perfect
golf
scheerapparaat
kosten
aanduiden
vierkantje van kruiswoordpuzzel
kap
wekker
perforaten
afstandsbediening
een tiret
schotland
graaf
invalide
peperspray
pepperspray*
ik zat op het strand te krijgen naar een perfecte golf toen ik een scheerapparaat vond, er waren veel kosten aan. ik nam het op een duidde aan aan mijn vriendin waar het probleem was, ze keek op terwijl ze de laatste letter in een vierkantje van haar kruiswoordpuzzel schreef. ik deed mijn jas aan en trok mijn kap op mijn hoofd. toen ik thuis kwam zette ik mijn wekker klaar om de volgende dag
te starten, ik perforeerde een paar documenten voor de president en pakte de afstandbediening van de tv en trok mijn broekrits open klaar om mezelf af te rukken. in schotland is dit een zonde. de invalide graf van whatever city in schotland schreef deze wet erover. vanaf toen spoot hij pepperspray op alle zondenaars
What do the people know you as, hero?
Leen, The Unstoppable Sorcerer.
Vali, The Diplomatic Knight.
Find out who or what you were in the past!
Leen was a queen who likes to eat in fancy restaurants with stray dogs.
Vali was a novelist who likes playing with a can of beer.
Now find out what kind of nightmare you are.
Leenphobia is the fear of mixing up Bruce Lee and Jet Li.
Valiphobia is the fear of becoming addicted to an old MMORPG.
What does your name mean?
Leen’s name means: 1) Seems nice, but is just a pervert. 2) Has no friends.
Vali’s name means: 1) Zero *** appeal. 2) Posing in front of the mirror.
Find out what your evil twin is doing. Find out every day!
Perfect Leen is currently ignoring your clothes
Master Vali is currently devouring your clothes.
Whats your catchphrase?
Leen’s catchphrase is: You’re my slave!
Vali’s catchphrase is: Let me peek under your skirt.
find how your genderbend looks like!
Leen is a perfect guy, long black hair, blue eyes, height: 160 cm.
Vali is a polite guy, short brown hair, purple eyes, height: 169 cm.
What is your anime character personality?
Leen is hikikomori!
Vali is bishoujo!
How awesome are you?
Leen’s awesome level is [■■■■■□□□□□] 50%!
Vali’s awesome level is [■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■] 1000%!
See what is your fandom
Leen is a cop, main fandom is power ranger.
Vali is dork, main fandom is a. w. of gumball.
What kind of pokemon are you?
Leen is a narcissist Koffing.
Vali is a dumb Dragonite.
Who loves you secretely?
Leen’s lover is Julian Casablancas, wants to dance for u and likes dub-step.
Vali’s lover is Colin Greenwood, wants to **** u and likes One Direction.
If you were thrust into an alternate universe, who’d you be?
Leen is a tsundere magical girl who fights for their friends.
Vali is a manly robot who steals people’s toilets.
What Type of Tumblr User Are You?
Leen is a homo that was born from the fires of hell
Vali is a homo of gargantuan proportions
How will YOUR life turn out?
Leen will marry a ugly trucker who likes to throw kittens around
Vali will marry a singing elderly man who likes to mash potatoes
get a nickname
Leen shall now be known as Space Banana!
Vali shall now be known as On-Your-Knees Suns!
A message from God to you!
Message from God to Leen: “I’m always watching over you, but… you’re boring.”
Message from God to Vali: “are you wearing any underwear right now?”
You’re going to dream about……
Leen’s dream tonight is a scary dream about yourself. Oyasumi~
Vali’s dream tonight is a erotic dream about Teletubbies. Oyasumi~
Discover what traits you have inside and out.
Leen is cool outside, but actually they are greedy
Vali is charming outside, but actually they are bookworm
Your talent in 11 words!
Leen is just lame at laughing rainbows over their shirt.
Vali is very amazing at squirting angst on their iPod.
You are loved by someone in secret.
Leen is loved in secret by a person whose name begins with S. Older than Leen. Leen met him/her in the past 5 days.
Vali is loved in secret by a person whose name begins with R. Younger than Vali. Vali met him/her in the past 6 days.
Determines who and how you will murder.
Leen will murder Harry Spaz with a chocolate tree in a horribly epic way.
Vali will murder Chell Rodriguez with a hooker cup in a horribly awesome way.
find out your future life partner!
Leen is going to marry Judal! Wedding song: “Fireworks“ Congrats!
Vali is going to marry Robot Unicorn! Wedding song: “Friday“ Congrats!
Your Butt has a name and does stuff behind you back.
Leen’s butt’s name is Michelle Eaton Katz; and is a jealous bra fitter
Vali’s butt’s name is Craven Mayfield; and is a white Eggplant
What did you say when you were sleep-talking?
Leen’s sleep-talking: “…Ufufufu…wanna lick…kyuubey…hentai…”
Vali’s sleep-talking: “…Nnn…noooo…homo…striped…”
Love life summary
Leen’s… First kiss at 15. First love at 47. Married at 48. Divorced at 73.
Vali’s… First kiss at 46. First love at 14. Married at 47. Divorced at 63.
Find out if someone wants to touch your butt!
Leen has a superbly touchable butt.
Vali has a nicely touchable butt
